Professional and amateur pundits around the world are doing their best to pretend they are excited about the revelations in the new book by Mary Trump even though they were really hoping for a vivid description of high-end Muscovite whores taking a slash on Donald Trump.
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Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro has tested positive for the disease he called a media hoax just a few short weeks ago.
After the government chose the middle of summer to announce plans to spend £2bn insulating the nation’s homes, a furloughed worker with every window in his house fully open has asked if there might be more pressing matters to spend that money on at the moment.
The Prime Minister has lambasted the nation’s care home workers for their lackadaisical attitude towards COVID-19 in its early stages and for their critical failure to take crucial steps like temperature checks at airports or cancelling the Cheltenham horse races.
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