The UK government has revealed strict new quarantine measures today for passengers arriving from other far safer countries around the world, requiring them to self-isolate for 14 days before we allow them to get infected in the worst affected country in Europe.
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The dogging community are in a state of confusion after Prime Minister Boris Johnson updated the official guidance on meeting up with other people during the lockdown.
Londoners have abandoned social distancing and lockdown restrictions entirely after it emerged that nursing a powerful hatred of the President of the United States confers almost complete immunity to the Covid-19 virus.
President Trump has insisted the only reason he went to the White House bunker while protests raged on Pennsylvania Avenue was to see a man about a flare-up of his bone spurs.
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