Amid criticism that official guidelines on wearing masks were confusing and nonsensical, Matt Hancock explained how it was simply a matter of working out the adaptive capacity of your socio-economic category relative to a 0.8 variable on a Leichner curve.
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The Chinese government has reacted with anger today after Britain introduced controls over who has access to its national infrastructure, just like China does.
White people have declared how pleased they are that racism is now sorted out and the Black Lives Matter protests can stop and everything will get back to normal.
The government has announced new rules that will require you to wear a face mask in all shops from the 24th July, unless you are carrying a pint and decide to treat the place like a pub.
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