Government performs U-turn on willingness to perform U-turns
The government has announced a U-turn in its willingness to perform U-turns, before insisting there will be no more U-turns after their latest U-turn.
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Government reveals it preferred when footballers were not ‘doing their bit’ after all
The government has revealed today that with the benefit of hindsight it much preferred when high profile footballers were not ‘doing their bit’ as previously requested by Health Secretary Matt Hancock.
Liverpool fans furious at Tory government for making them support a Manchester United player
Liverpool fans across Britain have been left once again bitterly disappointed by a Tory Government this week, after the government forced them to agree with and vocally support a Manchester United player.
Tories inform Marcus Rashford that kids no longer need free school meals now they’re being so well fed by the food banks
Conservative scumbags have informed pesky do-gooder Marcus Rashford that primary school children no longer need free school meals as they’re all being well-fed at the food banks.
