Police to investigate Sunak for not sitting in child seat
Rishi Sunak was not sitting in his required child seat in a video posted by the Prime Minister online.
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Northerners would only spend levelling up cash on fags, booze and whippets, claims Sunak
Rishi Sunak has defended the allocation of more levelling up money to the south-east of England by claiming that people in the north would only spend the cash on cigarettes, alcohol and dog racing.
If the planet is warming why did I have to scrape ice off my car this morning, asks Reform UK environment spokesperson
After scientists announced that the last decade was the warmest on record, the Reform UK environment spokesperson has said that can’t be true as they had to wear socks in bed last night.
Rishi Sunak to carry on as UK leader citing no burnout whatsoever after doing absolutely nothing
Rishi Sunak has decided to carry on as the UK Prime Minister it has been revealed today, claiming to feel as fresh as a daisy after doing f**k all since he started the job.
