Downing Street has palliated fears that Britain’s response to the second wave of COVID-19 would be as lethal and inept as it was for the initial one, by saying that, unlike Europe, the UK has never really been given the false hope that things might get better.
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Boris Johnson’s government has advertised for a new public face of his administration, with an entirely predictable plethora of despicable PR professionals vying for the £100k a year role.
The GOP struggled to explain why Donald Trump chose to retweet the video of Stella Immanuel, a delusional Cameroonian-born woman who claims demon sperm causes endometriosis when he could have easily promoted any number of white psychotic mouthbreathers.
As part of its new health campaign, Downing Street has announced it will create a show similar to the wildly successful workouts with muscular hulk Joe Wicks, except viewers will be watching Boris Johnson give exercise a try for a week or two before the excuses start.
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