An Irish priest has been arrested in London for having the temerity to hold a sign bearing the slogan ‘down with this sort of thing’ while the nation grieves its lost Queen.View article >
The new Prime Minister hasn’t had to do much beyond looking sad so far. Liz Truss who, somehow, became Prime Minister last week, snagged the role literally hours before the Queen died – a series of events our lawyers have advised us to describe as ”coincidental”. “She’s got her feet up and she’s catching up
As NHS waiting lists reached a record 6.8 million, a man waiting for a routine procedure on his left hip has successfully shifted his anger onto Britain’s cyclists whilst weighing up if he could justify the cost of using his toaster for the reduced crumpets he’d picked up in the supermarket.