A man who spent most of June and July tweeting #AllLivesMatter whenever anyone called for help for a particularly vulnerable sub-group of our society, has today decided that a 16-year-old migrant found dead on a French beach is undeserving of any sympathy.
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Bookmakers have today shortened the odds of the Loch Ness Monster being seen in Scotland before Boris Johnson is.
Gavin Williamson has offered an early, explicit and unreserved apology today for the inevitable shambles that awaits the country as schools look to reopen next month.
In the wake of their U-turn to allow students’ to be assessed solely on their predicted results, the government has today issued a plea for the same rules to be applied to themselves.
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