A man has revealed today that he will not be tracked by the government’s new Test and Trace app, after reading about it on his GPS-enabled 4G-capable device equipped with a high-definition camera and microphone.
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Surrey has announced plans to introduce a permit scheme for drivers wishing to cross into Kent, to avoid the predicted tailbacks caused by lorries trying to cross the recently announced Kent border.
The Home Secretary has said that the new Kent Access Permit system will ensure that only the crème de la crème of lorry drivers will be allowed into the county.
Brexit has been revealed to be a secret plot by the Kent Independence movement, who are on the verge of installing their longed-for border with the rest of the UK.
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