A man who had planned to hold a barbecue for a dozen friends this weekend will go ahead after managing to secure a couple of grouse to release into his garden.
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The southern county of Kent has been purchased by National Car Parks ahead of the UK leaving the single market and customs union on January 1st 2021.
As all living former PMs united in condemning Boris Johnson’s trashing of Britain’s reputation, the tormented spectres of dead Prime Ministers have begun to haunt Westminster just to impress that they all agreed he was a blundering fuckwit.
Following the discovery of phosphine gas in the atmosphere of Venus, which could indicate life on the planet, Nigel Farage has warned that alien civilisations could already be planning to take advantage of Britain’s “soft-touch” benefits system. Highlighting data from a graph he discovered on the Internet, Brexit Party leader and independent journalist specialising in
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