Soon to be struck off Westminster-based therapist, Simon Williams, has accidentally confided that the Labour leader regularly dreams of failing to score an open goal, despite the odds being overwhelming in his favour to do so. “It’s a real head-scratcher,” explained Williams after one too many drinks at the local bar. “In this dream heView article >
Kwasi Kwarteng has refused to let the Office for Budget Responsibility release an economic forecast alongside Friday’s mini-budget, insisting it will be hard for people to concentrate on their jobs if they hear about how brilliantly everything is going.
Liz Truss has said she is happy to make the difficult decision to remove the cap on bankers’ bonuses, leading to a nationwide sigh of relief that she must have finally found a solution to the country’s inflation problem.