Kanye blames election defeat on ‘Crooked Taylor Swift’
Kanye West, whose Presidential bid ended with him getting fewer than forty votes, has taken to social media to blame his defeat on ‘Crooked Taylor Swift’ today.
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United States now just one particularly cold winter away from first female President
The United States of America has elected its first female President, assuming there is a colder than average winter this year.
Donald Trump denies ever running for President
After Joe Biden was officially designated President-elect, Donald Trump has insisted he only ever wanted to sit for one term as President.
Vanquished Donald Trump screams “Nooooo!” before evaporating into cloud of Cheeto dust
President Trump has been vanquished.
