The United States has been left stunned following the discovery of a new 28th amendment that states that whichever Presidential candidate tweets ‘I won the election’ wins the election and becomes President.
View article >
The government is concerned that businesses are not yet ready for something that they think probably won’t happen.
The government has revealed today that it is holding out for the Black Friday sales before ordering any more expensive vaccine doses.
Exceedingly well-fed canines in the meat industry have spent the day furiously trying to deny they had any connection whatsoever with shaggy-haired gluttonous creatures that can’t be trusted not to piss on the sofa and that everyone agrees should be neutered.
Keep up with the latest bouts of catastrophic
bellendry from all around the world.
