Labour leader Keir Starmer is under fire from his own party this afternoon for ‘behaving in a manner designed to appeal to the electorate’, according to reports.
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As the coronavirus second wave begins to bite, Downing Street screenwriters have promised fans that the next phase of lockdown will be even more deadly and harder to understand.
The Government has resisted calls to do something, anything to combat the second wave of Covid sweeping through the nation and has confirmed it will continue with its current ‘Hope it all sorts itself out’ strategy
In a world first, the Booker prize for outstanding work of fiction has been awarded to a short press release by Priti Patel, claiming to regret the drowning of several migrants in the Channel, as it “instantly propelled the reader into a phantasmagorical world where reality holds no sway.”
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