The Federal government’s fake witch hunt has successfully indicted yet another witch, after Donald Trump was charged with conspiracy to defraud the United States and obstruction of an official proceeding.View article >
The Home Office has commissioned a new nativity play in which the true heroes are the government workers who ship Mary and Joseph off to Rwanda, despite increasing left-wing liberal pressure to adopt an open-door policy to refugees.
The government is continuing its year-long crusade against the terrifying spectre of wage inflation by unveiling its latest economic masterstroke: capping immigration numbers to ensure wages definitely don’t go up.
A man has asked his wife today if they really need pigs in blankets as part of their Christmas dinner, in an apparent act of sabotage on the whole of Christmas. Simon Williams, who saw on the news that the price of chipolatas had risen substantially along with the rest of the ingredients for a