Britain and the EU have convened eleventh-hour talks to prevent the collapse of negotiations after it emerged both parties are willing to go to the wall over who gets the lead singer of Marillion.
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Health minister Matt Hancock announced a new ‘rapid deployment’ scheme for the covid vaccine, which will see darts players used to vaccinate vulnerable groups without ever breaching social distancing guidelines.
Boris Johnson is planning to do his entire Brexit assignment on the night before it is due to be handed in.
After testing positive for COVID-19, Rudy Giuliani has wasted no time at all in heading down to the ‘ER Medical Supplies and Distribution Inc’ warehouse on a remote industrial estate.
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