Donald Trump announces plan to hold breath until he’s allowed to be President again
Future former President Donald Trump has issued a bold plan to hold his breath until he is allowed to keep the Presidency.
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Saruman refusing to leave Orthanc, accuses Ents, Hobbits of ‘stealing’ Isengard
Saruman of many colours and his chief of staff Grima Wormtongue have pledged to start legal action against Treebeard today, after they blamed the fall of Isengard on ‘cheating’.
Confused Republicans attack Count Von Count after latest Trump tweet
Count Von Count, the well-known number obsessed vampire from Sesame Street, is under attack this evening after supporters of President Trump misinterpreted their leader’s wishes.
Melania Trump contacted by 53 separate divorce lawyers
Melania Trump has been inundated with calls and emails from divorce lawyers who smell blood in the water.
