London is going into Tier 3 restrictions from Wednesday, to the shock of many residents who never believed they’d be getting the same raw deal as those odd people up North.
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Boris Johnson has instructed his Brexit negotiators to play the new Robbie Williams’ song ‘Can’t Stop Christmas’ on repeat until the EU begs for mercy and meets their demands.
Sunday night’s Brexit finale has left fans on tenterhooks after the writers decided to drag out the conclusion into a two-hour Christmas special later this week.
It’s has been confirmed that leading red-faced shouty man Nigel Farage has gone off in his pants following the announcement that Royal Navy gunboats will patrol British coastal waters to protect some fish from French people.
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