A Turkey which was killed, plucked, eviscerated, stuffed, cooked and then eaten last Thursday has submitted a lawsuit to the Pennsylvania Third Circuit Court claiming to have won Thanksgiving and demanding the result be overturned.
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The government has revealed today that it is replacing the national lockdown which hasn’t really worked, with the previous three-tier system in England, which didn’t really work.
Donald Trump will be issuing a full pardon to Christ’s betrayer, Judas Iscariot.
In a tragic story from the heart of Government, it has been revealed that Grant Shapps and Gavin Williamson can no longer remember who is who.
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