There’s a strong possibility I’ve f***ed it lads, by Boris Johnson
As I sit here this evening, I feel it is my duty to report that there is a strong possibility that I’ve fucked it.
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Brexiters who’ve spent four and a half years saying ‘you lost, get over it’ excited to finally discover what they’ve won
With the government’s Brexit trade deal no closer to being agreed with the EU, and many promises already broken, Brexiters who’ve spent four and half years saying ‘you lost, get over it’ are excited for Sunday to come around so they can find out precisely what they’ve won.
Definite, 100%, absolute, cast-iron final deadline for Brexit trade deal decision set for this Sunday(ish), or thereabouts
The final, definite, without question of a doubt, fixed, 100%, cast-iron, unmoveable deadline for a last-minute Brexit trade deal has been set for this Sunday it is revealed, or around about then, maybe a few days after if they don’t manage to sort it.
Ole-Gunnar Solskjaer to advise Boris Johnson on European exits that delight a nation
Manchester United manager Ole-Gunnar Solskjaer is today advising Boris Johnson on the best way to leave Europe whilst simultaneously delighting the vast majority of people who watch you doing it.
