400% rise in beret-wearing, moustachioed Brits trying to sneak into France on a bicycle while going “haw-he-haw-he-haw”
The British are doing all they can to get around the current travel ban.
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Churchillian Boris tells Macron in no uncertain terms that the British Lion will do exactly as it’s told
In the spirit of an emboldened United Kingdom staking its claim on the global stage, a combative Boris Johnson has looked into the whites of Emmanuel Macron’s eyes and made sure Johnny Frog knew that each of his demands will be immediately met and can he please let us have some food.
“No EU barrier can hold me!” insists defiant Brexiter wielding awesome power of majestic blue passport
A strong supporter of Brexit has made his way to the French border, insisting that nothing can stop him now that he wields the majestic blue passport of the victorious United Kingdom.
“Our post-Brexit Coronavirus is already outperforming other countries,” insists Gavin Williamson
Education Secretary and part-time Frank Spencer impersonator, Gavin Williamson, has claimed that the UK’s post-Brexit version of Covid-19 is simply ‘better’ than other countries’ versions of it.
