The government has today advised the reason for a hotel quarantine not coming into force for another ten days, is that they ‘need more time to prepare’ than the twelve months they have previously had to actually sort this issue out.
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Mums and dads all over the UK are wishing they could spend a quiet week or so watching telly and eating room service in an airport hotel.
Hero of the working classes, Arthur Scargill, has joined the Conservative Party after they allowed the opening of a new coal mine in Cumbria.
The Government has put in an official request to Captain Tom’s family for his funeral procession to ‘go round the garden once or twice’ in order to raise funds for the NHS.
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