Tories get Brexit done! Again!
Rishi Sunak has announced that his government has got Brexit done! Again!
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Rishi Sunak explains to nation why Boris Johnson’s “oven-ready deal” was actually a load of old shite
Rishi Sunak has announced a new Northern Ireland Brexit deal with the EU, while explaining how the previous ‘oven ready’ deal negotiated by Boris Johnson was demonstrably a load of old bureaucratic wank.
After 52% of frogs voted to Leave the pond and get in the pot, the latest small temperature increase has been dismissed as “scaremongering”
Frogs that backed leaving the pond to go it alone in the large pot of water in the kitchen are today dismissing concerns about a tiny temperature rise in the water.
Shortage of competent ministers sees government fill the cabinet with turnips
Due to the limited supply of ministers who know what they’re talking about, the UK government is to be replaced with small root vegetables.
