Unlikeable harridan joins party of morons to promote issues of complete inconsequence
Katie Hopkins has joined UKIP, in what many are hailing as the most inconsequential political alliance since anyone started measuring these things.
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‘Why weren’t The Kaiser Chiefs impeached for I Predict A Riot?’ rages Donald Trump
In a statement, US President Donald Trump has questioned why Leeds indie rock band ‘The Kaiser Chiefs’ were not impeached in 2004 for their smash hit song ‘I Predict A Riot’.
Government’s post-Covid plans for killing people include nuclear strike and water poisoning
With the vaccine programme meaning that excess deaths due to the Covid will hopefully soon come to an end, the Government has set up a working group to explore new ways it can kill people.
Government to make new Brazilian variant available to everyone in UK ‘within weeks’
The government has confirmed that it expects the new variant of the coronavirus recently discovered in Brazil to be made available to everyone in the UK within the next few weeks.
