
Politics


Misleading parliament is totally unacceptable – unless it’s in Westminster, insist Tories
Conservative politicians have confirmed that anyone found to have breached the ministerial code by misleading parliament should be forced to resign – unless the breach is by a Tory and the parliament in question is in Westminster, in which case it’s completely fine.

George Galloway denies being racist by pointing out the many rimjobs he gave to Arab dictators
After a poorly worded tweet gave the impression he was a white supremacist, the famously loquacious George Galloway asked if a racist would have spent most of the nineties with his tongue firmly up the arse of any Muslim potentate with his own torture dungeon.

We would never fall victim to patriotic exceptionalism, insist proud Brits
Brits across the country have refuted the notion that the country is riven by an attitude of British exceptionalism, saying that you just wouldn’t get that sort of thing in Britain.