Chancellor Rishi Sunak is set to unveil an extra £200m in funds in order to bribe corrupt Fifa officials tomorrow as the government launches its bid to host the 2030 World Cup.
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The red-faced angry man’s red-faced angry man, Nigel Farage, has this morning fired off a furious tweet about a migrant boat discovered off the coast of Dover that had ‘300 leopards, some Ebola, and a killer cyborg from the future’.
The French legal system has been told that their naive campaign to hold politicians to account when they break the law will never catch on, and they should just go about their business like every other country in letting politicians do whatever they like.
The USA has signalled a return to a rules-based international order after it told Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman that the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi was an intolerable act of abuse and that the US would respond to any more murders with some immediate and stern frowning.
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