Woke Brigade expands to Woke Division, commanded by Woke Major-General
The Woke Brigade has announced that it has expanded to a Woke Division and has in place a new Work Major-General.
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Boris Johnson’s April Fool’s Day prank backfires after learning Queen and country gratefully accepted his resignation
Boris Johnson is now unemployed after another horrifically misjudged attempt at humour.
Government to stop talking about BAME people because, well, Priti’s working on something
An ultranationalist government with a proven callousness towards human life that has recently criminalised most forms of protest, has just declared that the initialism for Black And Minority Ethnic will not be of any official use in the future, but no-one should worry about it.
Yes, I shag around but you love it really, Boris tells nation
Boris Johnson has come clean with the voting public about his affairs but has reassured them that they actually really like his promiscuous behaviour.
