England’s most talented football players are said to be utterly demoralised after the shocking news that their ritual of kneeling before matches lost them the vital moral support of a completely unknown Conservative MP from Shropshire or something like that.
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ITV3 repeats regular and part-time Bojack Horseman lookalike Laurence Fox has taken to Twitter to lay into BLM in the apparent belief that it refers to his ex-wife dumping him.
Today, British citizens across the country will be remembering the D-Day landings on their 77th anniversary, including Nigel Farage who spoke at a German rally for far-right political party AfD just a few short years ago.
Prime Minister Boris fucking Johnson is reportedly considering an extension to current lockdown restrictions, but is waiting for advice from Ian Brown before making a final decision.
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