Hancockery, the mystery cad – by TS Eliot
Hancockery’s the Health Secret’ry, he’s called the hopeless twat
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Government takes huge step in proving it is not beholden to wealthy donors by adding Cayman Islands to travel green list
The government has taken a huge step in ending speculation that they will bend over backwards for their wealthy donors by adding the Cayman Islands to a list of places to which you are now allowed to travel.
“I was just trying to flatten her curves” insists Matt Hancock
The Health Secretary claims that he was squeezing his aide’s buttocks only in order to flatten her curves.
Matt Hancock tipped for Tory leadership after photos emerge of him having an affair
Bookies have today shortened the odds of Matt Hancock stepping us as Conservative Party leader after photos were published of him wearing someone who isn’t his wife as a facemask.
