Kelis hired by McDonald’s to resolve national milkshake shortage
Fast-food chain McDonald’s have hired a musical artist from the noughties to help them overcome their national shortage of milkshakes, it has emerged.
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Liz Truss appoints Rastamouse as trade envoy to the Caribbean
Building on her strategy of giving important commercial roles to woefully inexperienced famous people with a loose connection to a place, Liz Truss has announced that reggae-playing sleuth Rastamouse will “boost trade in those places where they eat jerk chicken.”
Dominic Raab seeking clarification on whether he can return to his holiday now
Foreign Secretary Dominic Raab is currently seeking clarification on whether or not he can return to his holiday in Crete.
End of freedom of movement will see Santa unable to deliver in the UK after Brexit
Changes to Britain’s immigration system since leaving the European Union will stop Santa Claus from making his annual festive flying visit, it has emerged.
