Home Secretary and compassion black hole Suella Braverman is reportedly very pleased to see that her aim of surrounding Britain with a protective ring of human shit is going to plan.
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The Chancellor has told the country that the tax burden will be “a little higher for a while”, unless you are fortunate enough to be able to put over £40k a year into your pension.
A man capable of finding a way to link any problem in society to the small boats crisis has been left bereft after learning that the only thing preventing a technical recession in the UK is net migration.
Households living on the breadline across the UK have reacted with delight to the announcement by Jeremy Hunt in the Budget that the UK will not fall into a technical recession in 2023.
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