The Prime minister has ignored the largest ever online petition, saying the Will of the people must not get in the way of her will of the people.
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Latest IPSOS polling indicates 79% of German nationals aged 18-34 are enjoying Brexit more than The Benny Hill Show, with a massive 94% preferring it to Mr Bean.
Parliament finally released the UK from Brexit purgatory as a late addition to yesterday’s indicative vote won a slim majority and ordered the government to deliver a plan based around lovely bottoms wiggling in the Strangers Gallery.
Parliament ruled out a further 137 versions of Brexit last night, raising the total number of rejected Brexit proposals to 4,973.
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