A clear-ish image of Brexit has been captured for the first time – and the massive shit storm, measuring 40 billion km across (three million times bigger than Earth), has been described by scientists as “a monster”.
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The EU is expected to grant the UK a year-long extension to Article 50 to allow time for the country to completely tear itself apart.
Tory backbencher and ERG spokesmoron Mark Francois has insisted on a re-run of the confidence motion in Theresa May because he is confident people will vote differently knowing what they do today.
To the delight of all, Andrea Leadsom, Tory minister and extremely loaded person, used an Andrew Marr interview to reassure the little people that she would be just fine in case the UK crashes out of the EU without a deal.
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