As hilarious milkshake jokes filled the Internet yesterday, furious far-right campaigners were forced to ask themselves, ‘Are we the real snowflakes?’
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After Nigel Farage was the unfortunate victim of yet another milkshake attack, party officials have quickly moved to introduce a new party uniform that will protect wearers from dairy-wielding attackers.
Alarming polls for the upcoming EU elections have forced the Labour party to focus their campaign on Jeremy Corbyn’s firm pledge to perhaps evaluate proposals to discuss the option of a People’s Vote, should his Brexit plan fail or he can’t trigger a General Election. Maybe.
Boris Johnson has announced he will stand for the leadership of the Conservative party, leading to everyone saying “oh fucking goody”.
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