Nigel Farage left devastated as nation comprehensively rejects no-deal Brexit
Nigel Farage is this morning licking his wounds after the electorate flatly refused to support the idea of a no-deal Brexit.
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Theresa was a hardworking, admirable Prime Minister and as a personal friend I’m sad to see her go, says Tory MP who called for her hanging yesterday
Local MP Simon Williams had paid tribute to Theresa May, whom he called: ‘The People’s Warrior,’ saying that it was sadly time to go, and she will be greatly missed, a day after spitting at her portrait in the Houses of Parliament.
Theresa May dusts off CV before realising Achievements section doesn’t need updating
Theresa May has dusted off her CV in order to update it for her new job search, only to realise the section on Achievements requires no updating whatsoever.
Theresa May to be put in Bagpuss’ shop window along with all the other lost and broken things nobody wants any more
The Conservative Party has announced it will put Theresa May in Bagpuss’ shop window along with all the other lost and broken things nobody wants any more.
