‘That’s just, like, your opinion man’ says The Dude when told a no-deal Brexit would be catastrophic
A terrible case of mistaken identity means that a slacker who calls himself ‘The Dude’ is about to become Prime Minister.
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‘The EU need us more than we need them’ insists country now begging them for Naval assistance
On the brink of its self-imposed exile from the European Union, Britain is today begging its neighbours for maritime protection in the Gulf.
Theresa May busy shitting into carrier bags and hiding them around Downing Street
The outgoing Prime Minister has been amusing herself by defecating into plastic bags and leaving them in Downing Street locations where they’ll never be found.
EU pissing itself with laughter after Britain proposes European naval expedition to deal with Iran
Policymakers in Brussels and across Europe has been trying to catch their breath and wipe away tears after a straight-faced Jeremy Hunt seriously urged European countries to create a dedicated naval force to counter Iran’s aggression in the Straits of Hormuz.
