Changes to Britain’s immigration system after it leaves the European Union may stop Santa Claus from making his annual festive flying visit, it has emerged.
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The government report that outlines all the wonderful benefits the nation will reap in the event of a no-deal Brexit remains steadfastly unleaked, according to sources this morning.
As the UK lost its ‘Measles-free’ classification, Boris Johnson has ordered urgent action to ensure young people are protected against Measles, and to find out why in the last three year parents have become far more sceptical of the opinions and advice of experts on the matter.
The leaked report about Operation Yellowhammer has been dismissed as ‘project fear’ by those who wrote it.
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