The government’s key website designed to help Britons prepare for life outside the EU, has suffered some technical glitches as most pages contained either meaningless slogans or a redirect towards the section of the Irish embassy’s website detailing how to apply for citizenship.
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Boris Johnson’s chief advisor Dominic Cummings has told Tory MPs considering voting to prevent no-deal Brexit that he has their children and is not above doing what is necessary to fulfil the wishes of the people.
All Conservatives are to be immediately vaccinated against integrity after Tory whip George Young succumbed to this terrible disease of the conscience.
After Boris Johnson promised to step-up efforts to secure a deal before the Brexit deadline, the EU has responded by appointing mercurial nimrod, Eric Cantona as their new chief negotiator, because that seems about right at this stage.
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