London’s battle-weary weary Emergency Services have been called to Westminster to tackle a mountain of smouldering A4-sized documents marked: “N-D Brexit Impact Assessment: confidential”.
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The House of Commons has scheduled a programme of totally mad shit for the day ahead.
Boris Johnson has announced a second vote on his plan to hold a snap election on 15th October, defending the decision to hold another vote by saying it’s perfectly possible for people to change their minds on a major decision in a four-day period.
The price of blocking a no-deal Brexit is putting Jeremy Corbyn in charge so he can fuck everything else up instead, Labour have confirmed.
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