Brexit

President of Supreme Court did A-Level French and so is clearly biased, says appalled Daily Mail

The Daily Mail has discovered that all the judges of the Supreme Court of the United Kingdom are disgusting deviants who love foreign ways.

I’ll be whatever you want me to be, teases a flirtatious Jeremy Corbyn

Jeremy Corbyn has once again proved a delightfully alluring little creature when he responded to a direct question, over what side he would support in a second Brexit referendum, by lasciviously saying he’ll let you decide before reclining on a couch and biting his lower lip.

Drunken Boris Johnson staggers into Supreme Court and demands trial-by-combat

Boris Johnson has shocked everybody by doing something stupendously daft.

Brexiter excited to learn if Supreme Court justices are brave patriots or despicable traitors

Brexiter Derek Williams is closely watching developments at the Supreme Court, excited to learn whether the judges hearing the case on prorogation are wonderful patriots worthy of their role, or lickspittle traitors who should be hung.

Voters threatened with deselection after failing to support Jeremy Corbyn in local elections

Tory strategist explaining results

Tory strategists confident large gains for pro-Remain parties is ‘the people’ telling them to get on with Brexit

Top scientists from MIT and London Imperial College finally decipher Labour’s Brexit policy

Man who has been a full-time MEP for the last 20 years ‘returns to politics’

Labour’s European election manifesto to be a ‘choose your own adventure’ ensuring voters can find conclusion they like

Remain parties’ European Election strategy is to hope everything sorts itself out

Tommy Robinson’s MEP campaign based around a neo-delegative anticipatory sociocracy

Brexit Party unveils series of loudmouths who will spend the next month shouting about the war

Nigel Farage unveils the Night King as Brexit Party candidate for European elections

Woman dragged across the Strictly dancefloor like a sodden mop somehow ensures people take her even less seriously

UKIP members worried as Rape and Racism platform fails to win over Middle England voters

Nigel Farage looking unhappy

Nigel Farage asks Google to ‘forget’ St. George was actually a Greek immigrant

Brexiters fear European elections could create a rift between idiots and racists

Mark Francois explodes

Nigel Farage launches new colour of bus with which to try and fool the public

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