Britain’s Hedge Funds, which have been accused of wanting to profit from a Brexit market crash in recent weeks, have pointed out that if they really wanted to make the stock market shit the bed they’d be backing Jeremy Corbyn.
View article >
The Irish border will exist in multiple uncertain states in which it both exists and doesn’t exist at the same time depending on what you want right this second, according to proposals unveiled today.
In order to break the negotiations deadlock over the problem of a hard border in Ireland, the UK government has come up with an ingenious proposal to simply make the Irish Republic a part of the UK and it sees no reason why this should get people upset.
The Prime Minister will avoid a further extension to the Brexit deadline by going to Brussels and doing what he does best – letting his wandering hands work their magic.
Keep up with the latest bouts of catastrophic
bellendry from all around the world.
