Festival 2022, dubbed “festival of Brexit” will bring a divided nation together and showcase British mass deportation of non-EU Nationals and other foreigners who have fuck all to do with Brexit, it has emerged.
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Local man Derek Williams, 58, has this morning pledged fifty quid to make Big Ben bong, believing it a far better investment than tipping waitstaff that give him good service.
The British Confederacy of Stoners, freaks and potheads have thrown their support behind a plan to crowdfund a series of Big Ben bongs to mark Brexit on January 31st.
The Bell in Elizabeth Tower says it doesn’t want to ‘bong for Brexit’ because it is decidedly pro-EU.
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