Mark Francois celebrates Brexit Day by changing his name to Mark Petit-Anglais
Popular and respected MP Mark Francois is to change his name to ‘something less European’ to celebrate Brexit, he has confirmed.
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Boris Johnson to spend day masturbating into Got Brexit Done tea towel
Prime Minister Boris Johnson will spend the whole of the 31st January wanking furiously and incessantly into a commemorative Got Brexit Done tea towel, press aides have confirmed today.
‘Happy Brexit Day!’ shouts Remainer after being visited by three xenophobic ghosts
A man who wanted the UK to stay in the EU has had a change of heart after three bigoted spirits visited him in the night.
Britain all set to leave the EU…for a bit
Tonight at 11pm, three and a half years after the EU referendum, Britain will finally leave the EU…for a bit.
