A principled Leave supporter has refused to accept any Brexit deal that won’t see a return to Dairy Milk bars being wrapped in a purple foil and a paper sleeve.
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The Government yesterday held a piss-up just outside a brewery after failing to organise the event in the brewery itself.
Britain and the EU have convened eleventh-hour talks to prevent the collapse of negotiations after it emerged both parties are willing to go to the wall over who gets the lead singer of Marillion.
Boris Johnson is planning to do his entire Brexit assignment on the night before it is due to be handed in.
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