New variant of UK passport causing trouble at EU borders
A newly-discovered variant of passport in Britain is causing significant trouble at EU borders.
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Brexiters demand unequivocal ban on EU farmers catching potatoes in British soil
Brexiters are today demanding that all EU farmers be immediately banned from catching potatoes in sovereign British soil.
400% rise in beret-wearing, moustachioed Brits trying to sneak into France on a bicycle while going “haw-he-haw-he-haw”
The British are doing all they can to get around the current travel ban.
Churchillian Boris tells Macron in no uncertain terms that the British Lion will do exactly as it’s told
In the spirit of an emboldened United Kingdom staking its claim on the global stage, a combative Boris Johnson has looked into the whites of Emmanuel Macron’s eyes and made sure Johnny Frog knew that each of his demands will be immediately met and can he please let us have some food.
