Kelis hired by McDonald’s to resolve national milkshake shortage
Fast-food chain McDonald’s have hired a musical artist from the noughties to help them overcome their national shortage of milkshakes, it has emerged.
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Liz Truss appoints Rastamouse as trade envoy to the Caribbean
Building on her strategy of giving important commercial roles to woefully inexperienced famous people with a loose connection to a place, Liz Truss has announced that reggae-playing sleuth Rastamouse will “boost trade in those places where they eat jerk chicken.”
End of freedom of movement will see Santa unable to deliver in the UK after Brexit
Changes to Britain’s immigration system since leaving the European Union will stop Santa Claus from making his annual festive flying visit, it has emerged.
Nando’s introduce ‘All the chicken you can eat’ option across Europe due to excellent supply chain
Nando’s has introduced a new ‘all you can eat’ option at restaurants across Europe today due to having lots and lots of chicken thanks to their really efficient supply chains.
