Outcry as sewage at British beaches contaminated by seawater
Good honest British sewage is being contaminated by possibly foreign seawater on beaches up and down the land, according to reports today.
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Excitement for Festival of Brexit at dangerously high levels
Doctor’s have warned that the country’s levels of excitement about the Festival of Brexit are far too high and everyone just needs to calm down.
Foreign lorry drivers to be given £1 million, and diplomatic immunity
Foreign lorry drivers are to be offered a £1 million ‘signing on fee’ by the UK government it is revealed today, along with full diplomatic immunity.
Brexiters change their one retort to “We ALL lost, get over it”
Brexiters are finally going to admit that they lost too, but retain their pig-headed unwillingness to do anything about it.
