Millennial self-identifying as a vampire for Halloween
Local millennial Simon Williams has told friends that he will be identifying as a vampire this Halloween and hopes that everyone will respect his choice.
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Manchester council begins distributing weekend scent of wee to city centre
Trucks have begun liberally dousing the scent of wee around Manchester city centre in preparation for this weekend, the council have confirmed.
Homeopathic research institute unable to tell which test group took the placebo
Disaster struck ongoing attempts to prove the efficacy of homeopathic remedies today after researchers forgot which of the test groups took the placebo.
Man proudly puts announcement of enormous poo in ‘births’ section of local paper
“Weighing in at eight pounds and three ounces, father doing fine” is a headline you’d expect from a proud mother, but local man Simon Williams described the massive poo he did at the weekend as ‘the happiest day of his life’ in an advert placed in the local paper today.
