Staff at an Accident and Emergency Department in Swansea were cracking open the champagne yesterday after treating their one-millionth man with a foreign object stuck up his jacksie.
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A country with strict gun control laws has somehow managed to go another year with no mass shootings.
As UK temperatures reached record-breaking highs some women have been so desperate to cool down that they’ve inserted ice lollies into Boris Johnson and other senior Tories.
People are finding any excuse to linger in the supermarket freezer aisle for up to several hours at a time, according to reports today.
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