Heavy metal fan with Coronavirus is down with the sickness
Local metaller Simon Williams has asked doctors to say he is ‘down with the sickness’ after being diagnosed with Coronavirus.
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Retro hipster has SARS
A retro-hipster has defied the prevailing fashion for coronavirus Covid-19 by contracting SARS.
Nation turns to Warhammer players for advice on how to stay at home for two weeks
Pungent men with severe vitamin D deficiency and a large collection of overpriced figurines are suddenly very much in demand as they are deemed the nation’s greatest experts at staying indoors for weeks on end while they paint space goblins.
Tommy Robinson’s fist brutally assaulted by man’s face
Failed European parliamentary candidate Tommy Robinson is understood to be ‘stable’ after his fist was brutally assaulted by a man’s face at a Center Parcs in Bedfordshire.
